A Slap-Up Listicle of Memes and Posts

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    Dude, Pee Wee Herman was no punk. When Pee Wee thought his neighbor stole his bike he bum rushed the dude's house and tried to drown him. Pee Wee was a gangster.
  • 02
    Kid: Dad, can I wear my fishing shirt for picture day? Dad: Sure you can son. ASSMASTER
  • 03
    MR. Beard @Peter Tumusiime9 What's a clear sign that you're getting older? 4Livs 4hus @4Livs My friends are having kids intentionally instead of accidentally.
  • 04
    Nintendo Switch OLED $199 In stock
  • 05
    clocking into my 14 hour shift THE HATER BUILDING
  • 06
    Dream blunt rotation scenario
  • 07
    DOE NEWS BBC News (UK) @BBCNews - 2h Remember to stay hydrated NUTRITION TIPS UN WFP 65 1 89 Patriotic & English @ukmemberships07 Food STAY HYDRATED Drink plenty of WATER Replying to @BBCNews More woke BS #HEALTHYATHOME SYMMESON (4) World Health Organization 222
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    Calla Wahlquist @callapilla My parents are replacing their coffee machine, which is 7 years old. Me: that's not that old, I have sheets older than that. Mother: well perhaps your sheets aren't getting as much action as our coffee machine. I'm going to need an ambulance.
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    Sarah J. Hass @tacko_belle oh sorry when I said "I'm open to feedback" I meant you could give me a compliment
  • 10
    Sarah Langs @SlangsOnSports there it is гоо ор WHEELER P: 10 4:20 PM - 8/8/23 from Earth 353K Views 1,132 Reposts 55 Quotes
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    Kate Lambert @itskatelambert Can't decide if I should close my eyes or leave them open when the dentist is working on my teeth. Both feel dramatic
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    LEONARD NIMOY SPOCKY His whole life was highly illogical. @justin.things
  • 13
    ditch pony @molly7anne my fiancé and I started a baby jar & every time someone asks when we're going to have kids we put a dollar in & when the jar is full we will spend it on whatever we want bc we don't have kids
  • 14
    This new milk my mom bought tastes funny ELMER'S Washable, No Run School Glue ww
  • 15
    When you finish the last episode of your favorite series CRUNCHFUT well I guess it's just me and my feelings
  • 16
    Bizarre Lazar @BizarreLazar This is the only advertisement this window installer ever needs to use.
  • 17
    lb hunktears @hunktears if Mario Kart was about pure driving I would win every race but unfortunately my competitors insist on engaging in a great deal of unsportsmanlike behaviour
  • 18
    When you accidentally choke on your own spit and start coughing uncontrollably SPONGEBOBQUOTES IF +3 GALL wppport wwww wwww
  • 19
    Hana Michels @HanaMichels If I was accidentally weird to you once just know I will be thinking about it every night for the next 50 years
  • 20
    Pro tip: if you can't find your headphones you can put a stethoscope up to your speaker at a low volume georgie @BeefyGorilla If I don't have headphones what makes you think I'll have a stethoscope lying around
  • 21
    andy van slyke @im_all_id Congratulations on working 40 hours! You are now free to dissociate for 2 days
  • 22
    What to say during sex . ooh ee . ooh ahh ahh ting tang • walla walla bing bang
  • 23
    Nirvana was never the same for me after Charles Barkley left.
  • 24
    Andrew Schiavone @aschiavone I wish they'd bring back the iPod just so I can relax with music without my heart stopping every time my phone buzzes
  • 25
    Dinero @infamous_dinero Who knows what this is? The Mel @themelaniedione A teachable moment for an overly curious child in a car alone.
  • 26
    ash @esnytrash why did US schools teach us how to square dance in the fourth grade what was the reason
  • 27
    After eating two of these blueberry waffles, i went to heat up two more and saw that the package was for plain waffles. I ate mold.
  • 28
    i can't stop laughing at nearly every word in this sentence The horngus of a dongfish is attached by a scungle to a kind of dillsack (the nutte sac).[77] 60
  • 29
    handsock @handsock_butts girlfriend: I'll have the chef's salad me: [whispering] babe that's so rude, just order your own
  • 30
    Ryan Patricks @Ryan_Patricks My annoying little cousin is bragging about how he sleeps in a race car bed. Whatever, you little idiot.. I sleep in a real car.
  • 31
    When Star Wars fans rewatch The Phantom Menace as adults 30.4m I smile at the silly Gungan. Maybe he is not so bad after all.

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